First of all Go to this site then come back
                                               http://tallona.myminicity.com

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                                                              Bitch
                                             you just helped me                                                                   

God Jokes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Funny
you loved that didn't you?
Now
its time
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